Internet Dating Song
[ any of you gals could have written this one.. ]

I saw you on the Internet,
I'd really love to meet you.
Your legs are long and sexy, pet,
I'd really love to meet you.

Chorus
I really want,
I really want,
I really want to meet you, baby.
I really want,
I really want,
I really want to meet you.

I'm 5 foot 6, my eyes are blue,
I'd really love to meet you.
I've got 8 inches cut for you,
I'd really love to meet you.

[Chorus]

I'm married but I am lookin',
I'd really love to meet you.
I'm tired of home cookin',
I'd really love to meet you.

[Chorus]

I've never had a girl like you,
I'd really love to meet you.
I'm always up for something new,
I'd really love to meet you.

[Chorus]

I'm sorry, so sorry,
It seems my trip got cancelled, dear.
I'm sorry, so sorry,
I can't be seen in public there.
I'm sorry, so sorry,
My dad just had a heart attack.
I'm sorry, so sorry,
My wife just said she'd take me back.

I saw you on the Internet..

-- Lannie Rose 12/2001