Dilation Song

Okay, all you post-ops, sing out now!
(sung to the tune of Sublime's "Smoke Two Joints")

I dilate in the morning,
I dilate at night,
I dilate in the afternoon,
It makes me heal all right.

I dilate in time of peace,
And in time of war,
I dilate before I dilate,
And then I dilate some more.

Daddy he once told me,
"Son, you be hard workin' man,"
And momma she once told me,
"Son, you do the best you can,"
Then one day I meet Millie Brown*,
She came to me and said,
"Penis good, and penis fine,
"But try a cooch instead!"

And now all I can do is..

I dilate in the morning,
I dilate at night,
I dilate in the afternoon,
It makes me heal all right.

That's what I do!

* Change "Millie Brown" to "Russell Reid" for distribution in U.K.

-- Lannie Rose, 10/2002 (soon to be post-op)

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